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Few worthwhile things are born of Madlibs other than hilarity, which is why we are proud to boast that RSSO is one of them. The bastard child of booze and parts of speech, since 2004 RSSO has risen above its diminished social status to become a respectable collective of friends hellbent on having a good time. In the process, RSSO hopes to take as many people along for the ride as possible by organizing regular parties that come complete with five debonair DJs, Erik, and a couple of well-traveled video jocks.
As a collective, we naturally believe in teamwork; however, the fact that there is no "I" in "team" may well be an oversight. Collectives are nothing without the individuals of whom they consist. Therefore, please allow us to introduce ourselves:
Anton Spevacek
Plain and simple, Anton is an aging hippie who has relocated to New York from San Francisco. He was the Northern California Drum Circle World Champion eight years running. "Drum circles became too commercial," he says, which motivated him to seek a life filled with house music and flashing lights.
Back From Japan
Knowing you've been conceived during a fit of hot, electronic love between a walkman and a transitor radio must be rough on the psyche. So, it's a good thing for Back From Japan that he was not. He, in fact, has normal human parents and was conceived in the stockroom of a Sears-Roebuck in Connecticut. Soon after, though, the INS caught up with his Japanese illegal-alien mother and deported the family back to the Orient. Had the story ended here, he probably would have been known as From America, or perhaps Craftsman, but there is more to tell. Back From Japan whiled away his early youth in Tokyo and inexplicably became obsessed with the fact that he got to play with all the latest electronic toys years before any Americans did. Soon, this obsession with Western culture overtook his fear of travel and he fled to New York, as if pulled by fate, where he has lived ever since, providing eye candy to party-people up and down the Hudson Valley.
Brian Shelton
Originally known as Zoltar, "Brian" is an alien survivor from another planet (he refuses to reveal which one) who crashed landed on Earth in the early 1970s. He was subsequently rescued and raised by the band Earth, Wind, and Fire, from whom he developed his penchant for funk.
Erik Shearer
Erik is Erik is Erik.
KFM
KFM began his career as a critically acclaimed southern gospel choir director who's cover was blown when his soul glow wig caught fire and melted his make up at a revival in Lakeland, FL. After being banned from his choir group he moved to Miami and was one of the founders of the Miami Bass sound. Two years later he was shot in the ass and changed over to a genre that is more booty friendly, Deep Funky House.
pelham123
A child prodigy organist, Matt was the youngest member of 1986's Annual Gothic Church Organ Tour. However, he did not stop there; his claim to fame has been his sporting life seranades on the keys at Fenway Park, before being replaced by Josh Kantor in 2003. Having always despised playing organs, he was more than happy to quit and concentrate on his true love: working a 9 - 5 desk job.
Peter James
Mr. James is the former lead singer of a Slayer cover band from Long Island. As many did by the early 90s, he lost his flare for long hair and goatee-trimming and caught the wave of dance music that was swelling across the globe. Having figuratively done what every serious surfer dreams about, Peter apparently caught the perfect wave, which he still rides to this day, pleasing dancefloors from coast to coast.
skfl
Resident International Man of Mystery... we've already said too much.
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